hashers crack me up

recently on the h4 email group, inspired by a murder in New Orleans:

Who can take his girlfriend,
Cook her in a stew,
Put her in a bowl and serve her up to you..

On-On,
Puerto Rican Jew

I'm sure her mother would really appreciate this.
Nice.
I know this is really un-hashlike but I think crap
like this crosses the line.

Taffy

Who can take a murder?
Try and add some wit,
Post it to the Net and end up in deep shit

sc

Who can take a flight attendant?
make her want to fight?
get her so worked up,
she stands up for her first ammendment rights?.

Helpfully
mcp

I must say I feel that I owe a heartfelt apology to the hash.

I didn't hear the part on the report that the woman had be cooked into
etoufee, I am sorry that I said stew, I'm sure that I have probably offended
some coon-ass' out there.

PRJ,

I am shocked and overwhelmed at your lack of morality!!! How could you
possibly confuse stew with etoufee?
Bastard!!
Fire in the Ho? What do you mean nothing rhymes with etoufee? Itotally disagree!! See below...

(Salt Water Taffy - please stop reading now, lest I get yelled at, too)

Who can take his girlfriend?
Cook her in his etoufee?
And then for desert,
Cook her cat in the creme brulee?

also, technically speaking, a limerick is a kind of humorous verse of five
lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other,
and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet. So
this would be one:

There was once a harriette named Taffy,
Who is almost always quite laffy,
but crimes of yesterday,
involving girls cooked into etoufee,
Turn her mood into disgusted and unhappy.

setting it straight...
mcp

ps. also rhyming with etoufee: soufflee, today, californ-I-A, amongst
others

didn't catch the beginning of this exchange. What did Heartache say this time?

LBB

A Hasher brought up recent news,
he made a joke about a girl in a stew.
This made some hashers tense,
Taffy and Gaslight took offense,
But, it wasn't Heartache, it was Puerto Rican Jew!

mcp

ps. this is much more fun than work...

There once was a hasher, McP
Whose own grave he dug with glee
'Til Cums Anyway
Cut him off from play
Thus rendering his tool only for pee.

sc

canon power shot A620

Read the full Review HERE

BY THE WAY, you know that is a dead bird in that bush.

things i like about the camera: price, quality of pictures, ability to be creative with alot of manual settings, AA batteries

things i don't like: a little big (that is why it is cheap), heavy (must be the AA batteries).

and i rarely get creative with the manual options

great shot great camera

my camera did not cost too much, but the quality of shots i get still amazes me. look how i was able to catch this humming bird. you cannot even see the wings moving. i mean, it almost looks like i found a dead bird and propped it up on a bush. 

hair cut, finally

just could not take it anymore, had to cut that MOP. i liked it long while it was "fixed" but the hair gel could never withstand the hash or a full night of work. it was getting so bad that a ball cap could hardly contain it.